Wednesday, June 16, 2010

This is what happens when you wear t-shirts

Home
JEM: (stumbling around at 4 in the morning trying to get dressed to take her mother to eye surgery) Why would anyone wake up this early? These pants seem tiny...oh, these are underwear. Need shirt. Shirt! (puts on P-i-C's shirt and stumbles to car)


Hospital
Mom: That woman looks like she's staring at me.
Woman: (stares)
Mom: Do you think she knows me?
Woman: (to JEM) Did you go to Johns Hopkins?
JEM: (looks down at shirt, blushes) Uh, no, this is my husband's shirt.
Woman: Did your husband go to Johns Hopkins?
JEM: (more shameful blushing) Uh, no. I think he visited?
Woman: (look of disillusionment before turning away)
Mom: I guess she wasn't looking at me, then.

University education FAIL.

4 comments:

Jennifer Shirk said...

LOL!

Lydia Kang said...

Hey, look on the bright side. At least you managed to NOT wear underwear as your pants that day.

Tahereh said...

looool

CATHY CHAPATY said...

OMG, that's funny!