Number of secret lair warming parties held this weekend: 1
Number of beers procured for said party: 72
Number of beers unexpectedly brought by party attendees/sidekicks/nemeses/arch-nemeses: 68
Number of beers left in secret lair refrigerator: 70
Number of beers consumed at said party:70
Number of hangovers that have lasted until Monday morning despite copious amounts of water, coffee, and bargaining with mother nature: 1
Peoples, I'm not even including the wine count. This is how my brain feels today.