Tuesday, July 19, 2011

You might be a writer if:


1) You harbor a love of caffeine that you've assured your family you can quit any time.
2) You list "blank pages" and "no autosave" as your mortal enemies.
3) You know seventeen different ways to say "He walked."
4) While other little boys and girls imagine their Oscar acceptance speeches, you formulate your blog post response to being named the Pulitzer Prize winner ("It was an honor just to be nominated.")
5) You can list taking a walk, hogging the shower for two hours, and reading as "work activities."
6) Your email account warns you that you've used your maximum number of page refreshes for the day.
7) Time is but a convention to defy.
8) You spend more time with imaginary people than you do with real people.
9) You measure days in word count.
10) You've been caught having imaginary conversations in your car, public bathrooms, the shower, and once in the break room at work when you didn't realize the next office over could hear you.

Share your "you might be a writer if" truth today!

6 comments:

Patti said...

Too funny, especially number 3.

Tere Kirkland said...

LOL, especially 8, 9, and 10! So funny!

Jamie Burch said...

Love these! Number 5 is so me...:)

Christina Lee said...

HA--- esp. the blank page! <3

CATHY CHAPATY said...

And I thought I was the only one with No.4! Great list!

Lola Sharp said...

Ha! :D I always love your list posts. Always a good laugh.
#1, 3, 7 & 9 ring extra true for me.